Trinity University
NCAA DIII • SCAC
Date: June 11, 2025
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Whatever you do, do not play for Dylan Harrison. At first glance, he seems well tempered and even charming, but this is simply not the case. He is notoriously known for targeting injured players, even when you are hurt in any capacity. Some of my teammates tore their acl and he repeatedly asked why they weren’t trying harder to return. He kicked someone off the team because they were sexually assaulted and was suffering from PTSD. He walks into the girls lockeroom un announced while girls are about to change. Additionally once his veil drops, every single conversation you have with him is just him making condescending comments, whether that’s about your GPA, who you are dating, soccer skills, injuries or body image. Additionally, I would argue his soccer IQ is worse than his character. He puts his emotions on display and openly plays/benches people he is “mad” at. Also does zero fitness training and his practices are akin to what a highschool coach would do. Looking back honestly I feel pity for him. He so clearly suffers from short man syndrome and simultaneously hates his life because the peak of his career will be being a D3 women’s soccer coach.